Dave is…
Totally willing to consider hate-fucking that cartoon lady in the Esurance commercials.
For those of you who don’t know here’s the definition.
Seriously though after the Bear’s most recent disaster those stupid ass commercials could be the only thing I hate more. I mean why the fuck is a secret agent interrupting her desperate battles with unidentified evil-doers to tell some dipshit how to save money on his car insurance. Absolutely fucking moronic. And that’s all I have to say.
Oh, except happy birthday Pablo. That’s right my much beloved mother ages gracefully today. I love her though so I am sparing her the sarcastic comments and montage of sleeping pictures that I subjected my old man to when it was his birthday. (I changed the title of this post from “I fucking hate the Bears” to its current title out of respect for my mother cause if you cant be classy on your mom’s birthday when can you.)