Dave is…
Disgusted.
I came across this picture today while uploading things and realized I totally forgot to discuss it.
This dead wookie pelt in our garbage can, this scalped mastodon is the contents of our vacuum cleaner after the old man got done vacuuming part JUST PART of our living room. DO YOU SEE THE KIND OF FUCKING FILTH I AM LIVING IN THANKS TO THOSE GODDAMN LABRADORS?
You could die in that and no one could find you. Fuck, I am amazed that hairball didn’t achieve critical mass and explode or achieve sentience and kill us all in our sleep.
I hate these animals, and I hate my parent’s inability or unwillingness to discipline them enough to keep them from covering every exposed surface with their dead hair. You sit in a chair in that house and by the time you get up you look like you just gang raped Cousin It.
I’ll take New York’s rats any day.